At 1 AM in Pakistan, US Navy SEALs and Pakistani Inter Service Intelligence raided the Abbottabad Compound, speculated to be the Mansion of Osama Bin Laden. The raid last approximatley 35 minutes, at which point, a Navy SEAL contacted President Barack Obama directly to say that there was heavy resistance from Al Qaeda and ex-Taliban members. After hearing that Bin Laden was in the Compound, President Obama telephoned World Karate Champion Chuck Norris at 1.38AM.
As soon as Norris received the call, he sprinted faster than the speed of light and reached the raid at 1.39 AM. After AK-47 bullets deflected off of his chest, Norris karate chopped the drones out of the way. At 1.40 AM Norris had Bin Laden in sight and used his patented roundhouse kick to disarm and stun Bin Laden. Before Bin Laden could recover, Chuck's third fist emerged from his beard and killed Bin Laden; a shotgun sized hole remains in Bin Laden's head. The raid finished before 1.41AM and Chuck was back in America and in bed by 1.42AM. Bin Laden was pronounced dead at 2.30PM after DNA tests were taken to confirm it was him.
The following image is a FAKE because Bin Laden's body was buried at sea; if he was buried on land, potential followers and shamans that can resurrect the dead would go to his gravesite. The proof that it's a photoshopped fake is seen by combining image one and two and seeing the 'too perfect' similarities
Artists impression of the scuffle between the two
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