Obama enters second round with stunning win

President Barack Obama has won the electoral Presidential election with 303 votes to Mitt Romney's 206, exceeding the 270 needed to win. 

For those unaware of the electoral vote, each state has a designated number of votes to represent the people; the candidate with the most votes  (calculated by each voter or 'the popular vote') gets 100% of the state's votes. The number of votes each state receives is dependent on the number of representatives which in turn is dependent on the population. This does not mean the popular vote is unimportant, the popular vote is needed to find the person with the most votes per head who in turn gets all of the state's electoral votes.

Obama, though he has increased the budget deficit and introduced state healthcare and welfare, was the candidate for the job simply through spearheading the attack on Al Qaeda,  through the drones (fewer U.S soldiers killed) he nailed Osama bin Laden, Al Awlaki, Saaed al Sheri, Atiyah abd al-Rahman and Abu Yahya la-Libi (these latter three were ALL Al Qaeda #2 at one time after Zawahri took over from Osama). He also pioneered for peace amongst Arab countries and the USA while finding Pakistan's dark secrets.

Unemployment is still very high, alongside the budget deficit. Obama has a big job on his hands but he's the man to do it.

Here's Donald  Trump's take on it,

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

GOBAMA!!!

Paedophile is finally locked up, his name is Michael Jackson (no,really)

A 50 year old man going by the name of Michael Jackson (originally called Albert English) has been locked up indefinitely for sexual assault on two minors, one boy (10) and one girl (11). 

Not so 'Bad', take a look in at the 'Man in the Mirror' and 'Beat it' as this is not the King of Pop but some sick freak

This particular case was about the abduction of the boy when he was out shopping and had not arrived home; Jackson kidnapped the boy from an alleyway and put a pillowcase over his head. At  home Jackson hid the boy in his cupboard,tied the victim's hands and put duct tape around the victim's mouth while threatening him with a craft knife and warning that he will kill the boy's parents if he tries to escape. Only when Jackson was gone did the boy kick the door of the cupboard open and manage to call for help from Jackson's bedroom window (which also had knives,a hammer and a plier, presumably used for torture). All of this was in the space of three hours.

Shockingly Jackson was also tried for indecent assault in the 1980s. Though it may appear this man was influenced by the King of Pop and the false rumour that the real Michael Jackson sexually abused children, one has to remember that both of the real Michael Jackson's sexual abuse charges were false (not only did Jordan Chandler, the 'victim' and his father Evan Chandler admit to lying after receiving an out-of-court settlement, out of guilt the latter committed suicide the same year Jackson died); the first accusation for the real Michael Jackson was also in 1993, several years after Albert English carried out indecent assault.