Saturday, 1 December 2012

Evil druggie locked up for 20 years

A heroin addict who bludgeoned a 92 year old war veteran to death has been locked up for 20 years.

Charlotte Frazier-Doody,a 36-year old mother of three, lived on the same street as Bill Davis, war hero at the Battle of Dunkirk and beat him to death with a heavy object, most likely a saucepan as she said she was 'cooking him a meal'.

Davis, a recipient of 9 medals after many World  War II  en devours (such as the relief of Malta and fighting the Japanese) was found dead in his home with a clump of Frazier-Doody's hair and next to a pool of a  mixture of his and Doody's blood. What makes this even sadder is that Davis was healthy enough to live alone and had been doing so.

The end-of-the-world  prophecy on December 21,2012 may sound stupid but with all of the wars in the Middle East and an economy that never seems to be truly recovering (high unemployment anyone?) and sick crimes like this, it really makes you think.

R.I.P Bill

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Obama enters second round with stunning win

President Barack Obama has won the electoral Presidential election with 303 votes to Mitt Romney's 206, exceeding the 270 needed to win. 


For those unaware of the electoral vote, each state has a designated number of votes to represent the people; the candidate with the most votes  (calculated by each voter or 'the popular vote') gets 100% of the state's votes. The number of votes each state receives is dependent on the number of representatives which in turn is dependent on the population. This does not mean the popular vote is unimportant, the popular vote is needed to find the person with the most votes per head who in turn gets all of the state's electoral votes.
Obama, though he has increased the budget deficit and introduced state healthcare and welfare, was the candidate for the job simply through spearheading the attack on Al Qaeda,  through the drones (fewer U.S soldiers killed) he nailed Osama bin Laden, Al Awlaki, Saaed al Sheri, Atiyah abd al-Rahman and Abu Yahya la-Libi (these latter three were ALL Al Qaeda #2 at one time after Zawahri took over from Osama). He also pioneered for peace amongst Arab countries and the USA while finding Pakistan's dark secrets.

Unemployment is still very high, alongside the budget deficit. Obama has a big job on his hands but he's the man to do it.

Here's Donald  Trump's take on it,

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

GOBAMA!!!


Monday, 5 November 2012

Paedophile is finally locked up, his name is Michael Jackson (no,really)

A 50 year old man going by the name of Michael Jackson (originally called Albert English) has been locked up indefinitely for sexual assault on two minors, one boy (10) and one girl (11). 


Not so 'Bad', take a look in at the 'Man in the Mirror' and 'Beat it' as this is not the King of Pop but some sick freak

This particular case was about the abduction of the boy when he was out shopping and had not arrived home; Jackson kidnapped the boy from an alleyway and put a pillowcase over his head. At  home Jackson hid the boy in his cupboard,tied the victim's hands and put duct tape around the victim's mouth while threatening him with a craft knife and warning that he will kill the boy's parents if he tries to escape. Only when Jackson was gone did the boy kick the door of the cupboard open and manage to call for help from Jackson's bedroom window (which also had knives,a hammer and a plier, presumably used for torture). All of this was in the space of three hours.

Shockingly Jackson was also tried for indecent assault in the 1980s. Though it may appear this man was influenced by the King of Pop and the false rumour that the real Michael Jackson sexually abused children, one has to remember that both of the real Michael Jackson's sexual abuse charges were false (not only did Jordan Chandler, the 'victim' and his father Evan Chandler admit to lying after receiving an out-of-court settlement, out of guilt the latter committed suicide the same year Jackson died); the first accusation for the real Michael Jackson was also in 1993, several years after Albert English carried out indecent assault.







Wednesday, 31 October 2012

I Have a Bad Feeling About This- Disney buys Lucasfilm

Disney has bought Lucasfilm for $4.05 (£2.5) billion and have announced Star Wars  Episode VII in 2015 followed by a film every two to three years forever




The Star Wars saga is one of the greatest masterpieces of American cinema but outside of the movies, has been tarnished by the Expanded Universe; examples include:

***Spoilers***

1. Luke Skywalker getting married to a Jedi Assasin named Mara Jade while Han and Leia marry and have children; the fact we had a young Anakin Skywalker and a young Luke makes it depressing the characters age. One of the kids also becomes a Sith and those kids have kids too (GREAT-Grandparents Anakin and Padmé?)

2. Palpatine survives and has many clones (making Vader's death pointless-the lightsabre fight in Episode VI was too short anyway and made Vader look weak, especially after he was kicked down the stairs).

3. Another war takes place against aliens who are undetectable by the force.

4. Luke's Jedi powers mean he can move entire planets and create black holes (kind of lame and an insult to the original where by luck he could destroy the Death Star. Palpatine has these powers too.

5. Darth Maul returns THREE TIMES: he comes back in the Clone Wars TV series, fights Darth Vader after Episode III and fights Luke as a hologram

6. Boba Fett blasts his way out of the Sarlaac, gets married and has a daughter and grand daughter (really?). He becomes friends with Han too (really?!) >.>

7. Chewie gets crushed to death by a planet trying to evacuate everyone else.

8. General Grievous' body is reused several times between Episodes II and III.

9. Somehow Asajj Ventress survives the ass kickings she has against Anakin and Obi Wan but manages to get the better of Jedi Masters in combat.

10. Darth Maul's brother Savage can beat Jedi Masters in combat but is no match for Ventress or Dooku.

Making any post Return of the Jedi story into a movie is like putting gasoline on a fire or throwing mud on already tarnished gold. That and the fact that Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford are too old and not interested doesn't help.








Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Romney's Binders Cost Him Presidential Debate

After a debate on the state of the economy under President Obama, as well as the administration's foreign policy, Mitt Romney and the President seemed to have both stalemated one another after Mitt's debate victory on October 4th. However, Romney makes a second blunder that was almost as bad as the quote on 47% of Americans being,

'dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe that government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it. '

or his viewpoint of

'Palestinians not wanting to see peace anyway, for political purposes, committed to the destruction and elimination of Israel'

This time,  Romney says,

'I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women...I was proud of the fact that after I staffed my Cabinet and my senior staff, that the University of New York in Albany did a survey of all 50 states, and concluded that mine had more women in senior leadership positions than any other state in America'

Within hours this quote made internet memes and as of writing, has over 316,000  'fans' on facebook.

Here are the memes



So far polls show Romney leading at 46-50% with Obama at 46-48%; different estimations come from different companies. So far electoral votes are at 237 for Obama to 191 for Romney. The offical votes do not start until November 6 so polls or electoral votes so far are only performance indicators.

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Ban on Kate Middleton Photos in France

 Royals Win First Injunction

The Royals have won their first battle against France's Closer Magazine for the latter's publication of topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton. This was only weeks after Prince Harry was photographed naked in Las Vegas.

The Royals have fined the French publication €2000 and given them a day to  hand over the original prints or be fined €10,000 for every day elapsed. An additional €10,000 will be charged daily if the photos are still published.

The photos are were still printed in Italy and Ireland though the latter has had their editor of the Daily Star, Michael O'Kane suspended.

The reason this is more severe than Prince Harry's escapade in Las Vegas is because the Duchess was photographed at her own private residence, away from all eyes except William. With Harry he was in a public place.

Those disappointed with not seeing a nude or semi nude Kate may be satisfied with Playboy photos of her distant Aunt/cousin, Katrina Darling, a Burlesque dancer who is related to Kate by being a second cousin once removed (her grandmother is sister to the duchess’s great grandfather Thomas Harrison.)








UPDATE: 'Innocence of Muslims' riot

The Connection between 'Innocence of Muslims' Riot and Al Qaeda





Al Qaeda's new second in command Said Ali al-Shihri was killed on September 10th 2012 after a drone strike in Yemen, three months after their successful drone strike in North Waziristan killed their previous number 2, Abu Yahya al-Libi. The problem was al-Shihri was sent to Saudi Arabia on November 9th, 2007 for repatriation into society after 6 years in Guantanamo; after a seemingly successful year he escaped and became a much more prominent member in Al Qaeda.
 After his death Al Qaeda conducted an attack on the US Embassy in Libya and killed four Americans, two of which were SEALs (not from team 6) and one of which was the Ambassador,Christopher Stevens; the attacks were a planned and executed at the time when other Muslims were protesting in Afghanistan,Iraq,Yemen (4 killed),Palestine,Indonesia,India,Morocco,Tunisia (4 killed),Niger,Somalia,Egypt,Sudan and Australia against a film called 'The Innocence of Muslims'. Originally called 'Desert Warrior' and produced by Alan  Roberts, a man with softcore pornography as part of his portfolio of work, it was  redubbed by Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, a Coptic Egyptian to insult Islam and Prophet Muhammed by labelling him as a violent adulterer,pedophile and homosexual with the Qu'ran being a mixture of nonsensical verses from the Torah and New Testament. Al Qaeda struck at the 'right' time. As well as this, Iran increased the bounty on Salman Rushdie's head from
 $500,000 to $3.3 million (even though he and 'The Satanic Verses' were nothing to do with this) ,in a mall and Lebanese Muslims burnt down American food joints KFC;Hardee's and Krispy Kreme.

Actors in the original cut of the film have considered suing Nakoula while  one of the actresss,Cindy Lee Garcia, has been forced into hiding due to death threats.

Indeed this movie should be banned for being hateful and Nakoula fined and imprisoned for starting riots resulting in at least eight dead, but those protesting should learn better than to blame an entire country for one man's actions, especially when that man's not even American.

The fifteen minutes of the movie are available on youtube.

A similar situation occured in 2010 when Comedy Central censored two South Park episodes for basing a story around showing Muhammed uncensored; they said Trey Parker and Matt Stone had indeed drew Muhammed in the two episodes but the censoring of his name in the second episode was intentional. Comedy Central censored the images for their own safety although an episode in 2001 was not censored.